How much screen time did each of the Avengers get?
assvenger: hxcfairy: I thought all of the Avengers represented in Joss Whedon’s The Avengers got their fair share of screen time. But lets face it, some got more screen time than others. Vulture went ahead and clocked the screen time of each character in the film just so we could know this useless bit of geek trivia. Hawkeye: 12:44. Thor: 25:52. Bruce Banner: 28:03. Black Widow: 33:35....
If you don’t know about Tumblr then you are not supposed to know about Tumblr....– John Green (via chronic-nostalgia)
SSV SCUMBAG: You know? →
scumbag-vanguard: I’d give all my money to get someone who can erase all my memories connected with Mass Effect. And it’s not because BioWare made mistakes in the third part. And not because I had been an emotional wreck since finishing Mass Effect 3. Because I’d just give everything to go through this again.
One day I'll have an OTP that doesn't end in pain... →
History Teacher: He had all these huge ships...
Me: Oh my god, so do I.
Me: Oh... you meant like boats.
Reblog if you don't have a Tumblr.
I don’t even have a computer.
Mass Effect Final Battle
Darth Vader: "Imperial Fleet reporting"
James T. Kirk: "Federation Fleet reporting"
Dr Who: "Tardis reporting"
Jack Sparow: "Pirate Fleet reporting"
Shepherd: "Wait, who are you people?"
geniusbutafreak: talesofthewormstache: I think everybody should have their very own little button for when they are sad And when they press it A balloon should come down from the sky With a basket of kittens and fluffy fanfiction of their OTP And then they won’t be sad anymore
Mum: Why are you crying?
Me: Oh, a TV show.
Me: Oh, a book.
Me: Oh, a movie.
Me: Oh, a fanfiction.
Me: Oh, a fandom.
Me: Oh, a tumblr post.
Me: Oh, a song.
Mum: Do you ever cry about real things?
Me: WHAT MUM THESE ARE REAL.
shortest thorki fanfiction ever
Thor: I need a horse!
Loki: Give me nine months!
the art of trolling explained