officialbioware: fuckyourfreckles: officialbioware: femshep: wtf is eurovision when europe goes to war for a day with shitty pop songs as their weapons i thought it was the hunger games with talent what talent
chinkerbelle: Reasons I grab my boobs running upstairs running downstairs running stoked on life scared walking through my house in the dark bored boobs
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: 3-2-1queer: When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god” YOU PROCRASTINATED REALIZING YOUR SEXUALITY THAT’S IT YOU WIN YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE PROCRASTINATORS i bow to you
cryingbecausemerlin: the funny thing about tumblr is we all wanna be friends but we dont know how to be
masseffectreminders: friendly reminder that liara will most likely live to see every member of the normandy crew die of old age ✿◕‿◕✿
masseffectreminders: Friendly reminder that the square root of 912.04 is 30.2 ✿◕‿◕✿
saferincages: shoutout to everyone who puts up with my insanely varied interests (◡‿◡✿) shoutout to the followers who have never spoken to me but stay (✿◠‿◠) shoutout to the people I talk to every day and often rant to emotionally (◕‿◕✿) shoutout to the people who I sometimes go weeks without talking to but then can message out of the blue and still adore just as much (✿☺‿☺) shoutout to...
So I'm watching a friend's dog while she is out of...
everythinginheregleams: The dog’s name is Rex. We’re at the park and he is running around. He suddenly faceplants for no reason. I yell out “REX” and somewhere on the other side of the park, I hear “SHEPARD!” Best day ever!